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HOLY SHIT-COCK

Posted by BiffTheTimid - June 23rd, 2009


My internet is going to be shut off any minute probably, so I thought I'd make a post while I can. It's been a while since my last, so I guess I've got a lot of stuff to discuss with you sexy people.

First off, the Art Portal is pimp. Check out my art if you'd like to get a small glimpse at what stuff I do. I only have character stuff up right now, but once I have the time (and the internet again some day), I'll upload some more in-depth artwork. I think its really cool to see what artists are capable on NG - to see if they can illustrate as well as animate. Granted a shitload of users see the portal as an opportunity to show off their furry fan-art, Sonic based characters, DBZ mash-ups, and pictures of drawings they made on lined paper using a 1 megapixel camera phone - it is still filled with a lot of talent. I'm excited to see how it evolves. (And for some reason I was scouted, and then unscouted, and then scouted again. No idea why.)

Power of 3 is going along great. FrostedMuffins and I have laid down an extremely solid design, and character art/animations are looking tighter and tighter. You should probably get a little bit excited, if only for the fact that Rig is making our music, and the coder of Red Baron and Da Pink Knight is throwing it together.

I visited the Newgrounds Office recently with Radioactive24, which he already posted about. It was a crazy place. We showed up at the door and Tom was there and told us to "Fuck off, you fucking losers. Just because you like my website doesn't mean you should bother us with your stupid shit."

Just kidding, Tom is the man. Very approachable and happy to shoot the shit, as well as Stamper who was kind enough to take time out of his schedule to chill on the roof. This was a planned visit, so to all you kiddies thinking its cool to just show up - don't. Even when it was planned they didn't have a lot of time to have us in their faces asking them about Keeblur 2. Bob kicked us out without a moments hesitation but as I looked back, I saw a tear in his eye. I didn't get to make it to Wizards of Might and Magic the Gathering Con, since I had to visit the family with the GF this past weekend, so I got to miss out on meeting most of the NG big-wigs. Maybe next time :*(

Finally, I'm still working on Outlaw pt2. It's going well, and to all the voice actors who sent me stuff, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm still finalizing things, and working on the Power of 3 game - as well as a secret project that will be released in the very near future. Here's what people are saying from the sneak peak.

Anigen- "This is so good I think I like men now."
My Mom - "Go to your room."

Here's a pick to wet your stuff. LOOK AT MY ART NOW

HOLY SHIT-COCK


Comments

So you admit im sexy?

I find you sexually attractive, yes.

cant w8 for your stuff. wow your workin on alot at the same time so just the short question will the secret project be rdy before outlaw pt2? well keep on the good work AND PLEASE JUST A LITLE MORE INFORMATION ON THE SECRET plssssssss...

Yes, it will. The movie begins at the funeral of a prominent figure in the media. That's all you get. Shhhhhh.

You were scouted because you're a baller

You were unscouted because whoever scouted you is an idiot and was scouting a bunch of kids who shouldn't have been scouted. So he got "castrated" and everyone he scouted got unscouted.

You were scouted again because after they castrated a few people, some good artists got unscouted, but their art was still waaaay in the back of the raw section. So to make sure nobody fell through the cracks i picked through all the garbage and rescouted a few people.

You were one of the ballerific artists i bumped back into the portal :P

Wow, that's pretty crazy. Thanks for taking the time to do that. You da' man. I'm writing this from my iPhone, to show my appreciation.

WAT WERE U DOIN ON THE ROOF U JERK D:<

Raising it.

Aw crap! I missed your last news post requesting voice actors.

I don't know you're still looking for voice actors but it never hurts to put yourself out there.

Here are some samples of my voice acting.

09 Voice Demo

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/202229">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/202229</a>

Gunopolis

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/231034">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/231034</a>

Death of Eberhardt

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvEPrgccHDc&feature=channel_page">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvEPrg ccHDc&feature=channel_page</a>

Cool man, I'll check it out when I have Internet on something other than my 1st gen iPhone.

Shit-cock? A dick covered in shit, or a tanned dick?

A rooster who when it cock-a-doodle-doo's in the morning shits itself.

I sure do love you biff :)

I <3 u 2 :3

Serves you right for trying to hang out with elitist caucasian self-important nerds.
Until you get accepted in the pack I will always be your backdoor man, bitch. >:)

iPhones suck cock and Apple is evil. Deification shouldn't be established by commercials .. but it is :'/

Also I would like to point out that I will punch yer pooper back to it's place with my penis BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Yeah you go work on your power of three so I can get a little bit of entertainment now..
I <3 u.
now show me ur junk =D

i love ur part in the SF collab

Lolz, wtf, i'm sexy?