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Yes indeed, it is my birthday. Since I live by myself in Philadelphia, and have no friends here, I figured I'd tell Newgrounds. It's been an interesting year, and I've been very happy to have released two animations that I am extremely proud of. Many of my movies in the past were things done on a whim, with three or four hours put into them. On the flip side I've had a movie take over a year to complete. For me to have put out two movies that I'm happy with that didn't take forever to complete is a good feeling.

Since I still get gifts from the family, maybe I'll ask for a Penicorn. Or perhaps a sweet CC figure. I'm also considering picking up Borderlands. As for future projects, they're all still in the works, but with Grad school going full tilt, it's getting difficult to find the time to work on stuff. I have 2.5 projects in the mix, so I'll post more on that later.

As a gift to NG for my birthday, I decided to make a quick speed-paint. Took about an hour (which is speed for me). Now to go sit by myself in my empty apartment and cry until I fall asleep. Happy birthday.... to... me...............

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Oct. 20, 2009 | 12:46 PM bocodamondo says:

happy birthday

Oct. 20, 2009 | 9:03 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

thanks baby, w000ooo

Oct. 20, 2009 | 12:58 PM ugolegend94 says:

Happy happy birthday sir!!!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 9:02 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks my good man.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:02 PM weaselfan says:

happy birthday........*lighbulb effect*..........you need spanking dont you....(no homo)

Oct. 20, 2009 | 9:02 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

I'll take a spanking (no homo either).

Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:27 PM RPGamer says:

happy birthday man, no progress on Outlaw 2?
and HOLY SHIT that was painted in an Hour? pure WIN

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:56 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks a lot dude. Outlaw pt.2 is my highest priority.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:29 PM Lagamuffin says:

Happy birthday sexy, I got you some crotchless chaps.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:58 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks man, but you shouldn't have. All I need is my birthday suit.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:37 PM carbonwater says:

Happy B-Day.

And holy shit, an hour you say? Some awesome skills there, you've been holding out on us.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 9:02 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks dude, maybe I'll keep submitting to the art portal. I've grown quite fond of it lately.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:38 PM Five3 says:

You shoulda organized a birthday meet. The hometown never has any meets. I'm 45 minutes north of Philly & am always looking for a reason to visit. My bday was the 4th & my boys the 7th, we can get together and celebrate, just say the word.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:58 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Maybe I'll hit you up. Might be a crazy weekend.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:12 PM Nitz85 says:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIFFTHETIMID!!!!!!!!!!

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:04 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

THANNNNNNKSSSSSSSSSSS~!!!! w00ty w00t~!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:32 PM DevintheDinosaur says:

Happy birthday:D

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:04 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

:D yeah~!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:37 PM Hulalaoo says:

so, you dick is more big now ?

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:56 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

No, which is OK by me. It's been starting to give me back problems.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:52 PM RYNOL says:

You get presents from NG? If I post my birthday on here, do I get a free penicorn too?! My birthday's coming up ya know.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:55 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

No gifts from NG, unless you count Hulaloo asking about your dick a gift. It'd be from my family.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 3:01 PM mo4form says:

I wish I was as independent and creative like you. I worship the ground that you walk on. We don't really know much about you and you don't know much about us so we're not really your friends. :(
You're in a university you'll make friends in no time, if you got a job it will be really difficult. I am a loner. :/
Just remember that no matter what, newgrounds loves you.. shit I love you, man. I need you.. <33

So anyways happy birthday, coincidentally I got two dildos and some olive oil, wanna party? ;D

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:02 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

I was wondering were you've been. I haven't seen a post from you in months. Thanks for the b-day wishes and such. As for the dildos, I only use water-based lube. ;D

Oct. 20, 2009 | 3:07 PM VillexxsYn says:

Happy birthday Biff!!!!!!!! hahaha b-day punches!!!!!!!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:57 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Fair enough, but I get to choose where to be punched. I choose the bottom of my left foot.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:14 PM bl00db47h says:

Happy birthday Mr. Biffy. I hope you don't too much.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:14 PM bl00db47h says:

Lol sorry, meant to stick a cry in between "too" and "much".

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:00 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Your typo has caused me to cry even more. QQ

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:16 PM yumigami says:

Happy birthday I hope you enjoy borderlands very much I heard some positive things about it so far and great speed painting btw

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:56 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks yumi, and if I get it, that means you have to get it. Just keep that in mind.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:46 PM Cydonis says:

Dude thats freaking awsome! Today my B-Day too :D I believe the birth certificate said I was born 12:31 PM...so yea :D

Oct. 20, 2009 | 4:59 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

It's a good day to be born. I have no idea what time I was born, but I feel like it was early in the morning. Hope you get some cool presents.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:23 PM thepetergriffin says:

Go shorty,its ya birthday...

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:58 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Gonna party like any other day of the year that isn't a holiday since I have no friends and live in solitude.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:34 PM Jimtopia says:

Happy Birthday! Be sure to do something cool to celebrate.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:57 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve N2gyC <I've watched that birthday in celebration. I can't embed it, or I would. Thanks Jim!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:41 PM beenman19 says:

Don't be sad! It's your birthday! Go eat a cake and masturbate on a street corner!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:13 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

I believe the greater people of Philadelphia look down upon that sort of thing. So yeah, Imma do it.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 7:08 PM RedHarvest says:

go get hammered!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:12 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Sounds, good, you coming?

Oct. 20, 2009 | 7:49 PM Egoraptor says:

Hey man, another year another 365 days to be a total badass.

Keep rockin brother.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 8:55 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks a lot dude, I'll try and lay the hammer down extra hard this time around. Cool idea with the transformers by the way.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 9:00 PM zrb says:

Speedpaint ?!? That's awesome !

Happy Birthday from some internet kid :D

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:03 PM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks man, from some other internet kid :D

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:15 PM Griffinboy says:

Happeh birfday! Awesome speed-paint.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:02 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks a lot GB, you da man.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:18 PM FullMetal918 says:

did u wear ur crotchless chaps for ur bday?

happy bday dude!!!

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:03 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

Nah, I didn't wear pants at all. I decided to take it to the next level.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:37 PM CantflyRyan says:

Damn I hope someday I'd be able to draw something like that in an hour.

But please change the emoticon right this instant I can't stand you cry like this.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:03 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

I'm still crying actually. QQ QQ QQ

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:45 PM someplaceelse says:

Hapy birthday! So many birthdays in october. Mine was october 6th...

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:02 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

Happy belated. Octobers where its at.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 10:47 PM Tarteviant says:

Happy Birthday sir..

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:02 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

Thank you my good fellow.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 11:36 PM AL3K says:

Hey man, Happy Birthday, I'll be checking your animations. Lol nice text-ending.
I must admit, I increase my age one day after urs.
Hope you could actually do something this special date

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:01 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

I literally sat by myself all day and did homework. Oh, and I got a parking ticket. I guess its your b-day now, so happy birthday.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 11:37 PM big-jonny-13 says:

Hooray a birthday. October birthdays rule :D

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:02 AM BiffTheTimid responds:

You're god damn right jonny.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:58 AM okgreat says:

happy birthday

Oct. 21, 2009 | 1:17 AM Artyluck says:

Hehe, happy birthday and goodluck with your projects! >;]