Score: 5

"Not great, but not Terrible"

submission: Pimp My Piece v1.0

date: July 23, 2004

I guess it's both a blessing and a curse to make front page. I've seen it a million times. A decent but not amazing movie/game makes front page and people all vote 0 on it out of spite. Though I don't agree with doing that, I understand why you would do it. Your roid-rage rant isn't going to help, and may actually make people vote zero out of spite that you made front page AND are talking shit about reviewers. If you don't care about your game score anymore, I guess it's a good way to blow off steam; but if your going to do that, you might as well go all out and throw in a lot of swear words, racial slurs, and derogatory statements about midgets or something.

As for the game itself, as said previously, it was ok, but not great. It's basically Drag Racer Version 0.25. You've got two cars that you can "pimp out" with some decent and funny upgrades, but nothing super. And then - that's it, thats all you do. No racing, no nothing. If I were to give it a score, I'd probably rate it a 3 out of 5 on it's own without comparing it to any other similar games. If I compared it, I'd give it like a 2.5 if I could, just because other games offer a lot more. It wasn't bad though, so keep up the good work, and maybe expand on this game with another version with more cars, features, and .... fun. Don't give up. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 6

"I don't know man...."

submission: UGLY

date: July 20, 2004

I guess you could call this "dark comedy", but I didn't find much comedy in it. I just saw a guy cutting a little girls face off and wear it as a mask. I'm trying to see what humor there is in that, but it's more disturbing than anything else. The graphics were fine, and the style was interesing. The sound wasn't bad either, but watching a guy cut a girls face off and wear it simply because she called him ugly just doesn't make me laugh. Call me crazy. Anyways, I'd have to say it's a well done movie, with a fucked up plot. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 10

"Final-fucking-ly"

submission: College University pt 8

date: July 17, 2004

It's about damn time you guys came out with a new College University. If you could write an episode that was seriously like 20-23 minutes long, you'd have an awesome television show on your hands. I'd say 30 minutes, but I'm sure FOX or what ever channel you are put on would add in a shitload of commercials. Anyways, it's incredible as usual, and the only advice I have for you is don't start to suck. That's not really possible since it's only gotten better as the series has progressed, so you're cash. Keep up the incredible work, and of course, make more. Preferably in the immediate future. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 10

"Well done in every aspect"

submission: The Icecream Machine

date: July 9, 2004

You had very good sound recording and effects, the voice acting didn't suck, it was done frame by frame for almost the entire thing, and the framerate seemed to be fairly high too, which makes it even more difficult to pull off. It was also pretty funny, which, as I say in other reviews, is extremely rare for newgrounds movies. Usually I'll get a slight chuckle out of a flash here and there, but this one was much better. Keep up the good work, and I'll look forward to seeing more of your shiznit. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 9

"WTF? - in a good way"

submission: Burnt Face Man

date: July 7, 2004

I saw this movie on the portal listing, and it was in the green. I usually don't watch movies in the green because I only spend a few minutes a day on NG, and don't have much time to watch all of the colored flashes. This movie however was an exception, because the title seemed pretty interesting. Though the art wasn't that great, it was still pretty good, and the animation wasn't amazing either. However, I found it to be genuinely funny, which is **extremely** rare for me on NG. Regardless of its flaws, I think this should probably have a higher score, so I suppose I'll give you a five. Keep up the good work, and try to improve your skills so that good art can compliment the good comedy. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 8

"Interesting flash"

submission: .FACELESS.

date: July 3, 2004

Though this wasn't the most graphically intense movie, it was very well drawn. The story wasn't bad, but seemed a tad cliche(accent over the e). People for some reason come and take someones loved one and ruins their life. The taking the face thing sort of seemed like an excuse to make it easier to animate.

The Musical choices in the moive were good. Most of the time they fit the scene. One thing I noticed though is that in a few points you had a scene that would last way to long, focused on one thing, such as the main character simply walking. It made the movie longer which is good, but it also made it a tad more boring.

Also, the movie ended rather anti-climactically. I'm not sure who or what he faught at the end, but all it took was once slice and he was down for the count. I know it's hard to animate everything frame by frame, but you could have put a little more effort into the final showdown. It was a good movie none the less, and I'm glad you submitted it. Keep up the good work. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 9

"Very well done."

submission: Metroid Confusion: Part 1

date: July 3, 2004

The best thing I'd have to say about this movie is a tad unconventional. The best part of this movie is that Samus Aran (uh-ran 'emphasis on ran') didn't have a british accent. In almost every movie you ever see on newgrounds with only a few minor exceptions, the female voice actor puts on a retarded british accent to sound more "sophisticated". I don't care if they actually are british or not, I'm sick of hearing british accents (no offence to the UK, I'm just not into the BBC).

Anyways, as for the rest of the movie, you had very nice pseudo-3d effects, and a few other good effects. The voice acting in general was pretty good, and the animation was well done. The story was a tad rediculous, but that's what it was meant to be, so I'm fine with that. I didn't find it the funniest thing in the world, but it was comical to an extent. I'm sure others find it more funny than I did, and I'm not scoring it on personal preference. Anyways, I'll look forward to part 2, and until then, keep up the good work.

Score: 10

"Very well done"

submission: Fairy Sorrow

date: June 21, 2004

You had some very impressive graphics and animation at what seemed to be a pretty high frame rate, which makes it even more difficult. It definitely deserves the awards it's been given, and I'm very glad to see a serious action movie. Those don't come around too often.

There are a few things that I found a little sketchy, and personally, I don't find the previous reviewer "divinepimp" to really be that far off. He wasn't really being an asshole or anything, but was just giving constructive critisism. Some things in the movie go unanswered, and some animations were a little off, but it's nothing that would detract from the movie enough for it to matter that much. It was very well done and I'll look forward to seeing more of your work in the future. Good luck, and peace, I'm out.

Score: 8

"Very Entertaining"

submission: Squirrel Gets Biked 2

date: June 7, 2004

Not the best artwork in the world, but you had some pretty good animation. That scream was pretty disturbing, but funny. I've never heard of a squirrel getting run over by a bike before, but if you say it has happened, I'll believe you. Anyways, it was an overall good movie. Keep up the good work. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 10

"Incredible as Usual"

submission: Madness Apotheosis

date: June 3, 2004

For some reason, watching limbless, featureless characters get slaughtered mercilessly just never gets old. It's pretty amazing to see how this series has grown since the original way back in the day. This has been another great movie, and though I don't know how it's possible, I would love to see more. I didn't see how it was possible to make more after the last two movies though, so who knows. Keep up the great animation. Peace, I'm out.