Score: 9

"Funny Stuff"

submission: Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"

date: August 30, 2003

That was funny shit, and you chose a good movie to do, but I don't know how many more of these you can do before it starts becomming less funny. You can see that this movie was reviewed much lower than your previous movie dubbings. Maybe it's because of that Vivian chick though. She wasn't too amazing. You should just do the girl voices yourself like in Resident Evil, if that is, you're going to continue making these types of movies. In conclusion, very funny stuff, but perhaps a bit over used.

Score: 7

"Hey Shplaid, shiggity shiggity shwa~!"

submission: Mark's Teachings of Anime

date: August 26, 2003

Well, I see you still can't draw too well, which doesn't suprise me much. You have gotten better though.... I think. Luckily though, this movie was not one in which the art was critical. It was very informative, and though I knew most of it already, I still found it interesting. Also, it was pretty funny - not laugh my bitch ass off funny - but pretty funny. I hope people who's knowledge of anime is limited to the Cartoon Network learned a lesson from this. Out of all your movies I've seen, I'd have to say I enjoyed this one the most. Good work, keep it up. Time to watch The Family Guy.

Score: 9

"Awe Snap"

submission: LXG in 15 Minutes

date: August 24, 2003

The graphics really were terrible, but I can't say I give a damn, because that was funny shit. You brought up every point in the movie that I thought was fucking retarded, and exploited them. Also, for people who haven't seen the movie (lets hope there's a great deal of them), it summerizes the movie completely. Now there is no need for anyone to ever watch that movie again. As for you wasting $8 on that piece of shit, my sympathy goes out to you, for I know what is like. I too wasted my money (though it was only $7.25... hah hah...). Keep up the good work, and maybe try to improve your graphics, though it isn't entirely necessary.

Score: 3

"Hm...."

submission: The Star Syndicate sucks

date: August 24, 2003

Well, staring at a poorly drawn penis with a clock on it, listening to a speech generator that is barely audible just isn't that entertaining. I suppose what was being said was sort of funny, from what I could hear anyways. Good effort I guess.

Score: 1

"I just don't understand"

submission: FinalFantasyInfinity1fix

date: August 24, 2003

I don't understand how hard it is to optimize music for flash. Is it really that difficult? I mean there's a fucking tutorial on the page that you submit your movie on. It takes forever to load a crappy flash because the sound files are rediculously huge. Learn how to optimize, learn how to recognize a crappy idea, and learn not to develop crappy ideas into flash movies.

Score: 0

"Well, that was retarded"

submission: Doomsday FAQs Beta

date: August 22, 2003

Newgrounds is for movies and games. This was just some slightly interesting web-FAQ. Well, actually, it wasn't interesting at all. The next time you try this again to "see what happens", don't. Unless of cource you like pissing people off. Then by all means, go ahead.

Score: 9

"Flawless animation"

submission: The Way the Football is

date: August 19, 2003

The way this was animated is what everyone else should strive for, because it was perfect. Pretty funny concept and good execution. As for "OMG_HAX", you're a fucking faggot. I don't give a shit if you can't speak spanish you little fuck; that doesn't mean the flash deserves a 0. Also, just because the only tits you get to see are your moms doesn't mean that you should give a good flash a bad score. I hope you get hit by a truck. Eat shit and die.

Very good flash.

Score: 7

"Well, here's what I think."

submission: The Fader Teaser

date: August 16, 2003

The graphics were infact very good. You can obviously drawn and color. The main character seemed pretty cool I guess, though you didn't provide a very close look at him. One problem I had, was the little phrase he uses at the end. The whole now you see me, now you're dead thing is cheesy beyond belief. It's a mix between Duke Nukem and Freddy Creugar. Also, as others have already said, the sound quality was pretty damn terrible. I suggest you use a better recording program other than the one that comes with the computer. Other than those gripes, you're cash money. I hope you take my advice, peace I'm out.

Score: 9

"Some people are douche-bags"

submission: Knoxs "Resident Evil"4

date: August 10, 2003

Like people who post reviews that do nothing but make that person look like a bitch-fucker. I think these movies are funny shit. It was a good idea, and you could have made it pretty gay. But you didn't, and I'm glad. Keep up the good work, but don't over use the idea (cough-foamy-cough). Keep it fresh. Good work. Peace, I'm out.

Score: 7

"Ah yes, I remember this series"

submission: Lonesoul - Episode 3

date: August 7, 2003

I reviewed the second movie you released a good while back. I can see you've made some improvements here and there. The flash had a very cinematic feeling, and the story is pretty interesting. As others have said though, and I have said in my previous review, you should really work on drawing in proportion. Whether it's you're style or not, it just doesn't look as good as when a person's face is strangely drawn. Also, from time to time the audio would get very strange, with a lot of echo and resonance. I don't know if that was intentional or not, but it was almost completely indiscernable. It was a good thing you added subtitles. Another thing others have said is to add more frames to your fighting scenes. Things looked really choppy, and it was hard to tell exactly what was going on. However, even with all the flaws, it was still good, and I commend your effort. Keep up the good work.