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Po3 Purgatory - Programmer Needed

Posted by BiffTheTimid - August 29th, 2009


Hello Newgrounders, how's it going? I thought I'd burn a front page post to update you all on my status these days. I've finally found a place to live, and will be attending Grad School at the end of September. As that counts down, I've been laying the hammer down on the Po3 game. Sadly, I wasted so much time trying to find a place to live, and visiting other parts of the country that our programmer FrostedMuffins0 started school - and no longer has any free time at all to work on the game.


Most of the progress during the summer had been conceptual, and the sprites I had for it weren't up to snuff, so I rebooted the art style. It's currently almost 100% FBF animation. The link below will show you a combo attack, which will be one of hopefully a lot. There's plenty more sprites where that came from btw.


Combo #1


Dash and Run Sprites respectively

Dash

run


The main character may be familiar to you. If you are interested in becoming the programmer of this project, either shoot me a PM, leave a message here, or talk to me on AIM. The idea Frosted and I had come up with was very ambitious, so I need someone who knows his code, and has enough free time to bang out the code in the next month or two.


If I don't get any takers, or those interested only have a few games averaging 1.70 in the portal, I guess I'll have to put it on hold indefinitely. I'll still continue to work on it, as it's pretty fun to make the sprites. I'll just have to pull a Duke Nukem Forever. I'd hate to disappoint anyone expecting to play this, especially Tom, so I hope someone steps up to the plate.


In other news, I'd like to thank everyone who watched and reviewed Crotchless Chaps. I'm glad a majority of you liked it, even if it didn't satisfy you FBF-nazi's. Outlaw pt.2 is also still in development. I'm going to go drink some beer now - and with that, I leave you this.



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HAAY I KAN KOODEE!!! LOLOLOL
no i can't.
=C

I choose you. When can you start?

That's one sexy sprite. I have absolutely no skill in AS3, so all I could do unfortunately is wish you luck.

That fat chick needs to remove that malignant growth from her chest though.

Thanks dude. As for the fatch chick - It's wrapped around a bundle of nerves. The operation is too dangerous.

I would love to see more videos focused around the three guys from Crotchless Chaps, they seemed dynamic and well-rounded to the point where they could be a mini-series.

I have script ideas for another episode, and a lot of the assets are already made, so who knows. Maybe I'll make another one sometime.

That should be a shirt in the NG store.

I'm not exactly sure how to get t-shirts in the NG store, but I don't think they get made unless they're from a movie with like 1,000,000 views. Maybe I'll make one for myself.

That should be a shirt that says "Fat girls have there uses"

So epic

I like that line. I shall use it, and profit from it, while giving you none of the credit.

hey dude! too bad about the frosted muffins thing, but i'll bet someone will show up with some epic skill to help :D

Sup man. We'll see how it goes. At least I have my big voice-acting debut to look forward to. Booyah~!

Holy shit the folds in her stomach are like another face.

Oh, and good luck, with the thing....that you said....things about.

Shamalama-ding-dong.

What's the game going to be like?

It's a 2D side scrolling action/rhythm game.

You don't have a programmer, OH NO! Well hopefully something will come up and you can find someone in time so they can help.

And uh btw, is that a penis on Picos shoe in pico epsilon?

Yes indeed. You are the first person to comment on that. For that, you win a response. BOOYAKASHA~!

So much for wearing my crotchless chaps in the park.