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Talkin' 'bout cream cheese sandwiches.

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Hey Newgrounds, it's been a while. I entered a webcomic contest the other day on a whim over at I had to live-cast myself making a web comic about a New Years Resolution and submit the final product. I think it turned out pretty OK. I don't really expect myself to win, since it's all based on crowd-voting, and I don't have much in the way of online presence. BUT, if you fellow NG dudes could like my comic, I'd at least have a small chance. Or don't, it's cool, whatevs. It'd just be nice to win a thing.

Mine is "Putin Resolution" - User name simon_the_guy

In other news for those interested, my last post was about me moving to California and looking for a job. I'm now at a Movie Studio in Santa Monica, and I'm having a swell time. So it's been pretty sweet. Still trying to figure my life out, but now that I'm making money I can start focusing on the things I want to do. So yeah, I'm for realzies going to make a movie for NG soon. I f'ing swear. For real. Seriously.

Recent Game Medals

Into The Darkness 5 Points Survive the first encounter. Medal Stats.
Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania! Medal Stats.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro. Medal Stats.
Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points Get Electrocuted Medal Stats.
Slime Cat 5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone. Medal Stats.
N00Binator 5 Points Kill the N00bs. Medal Stats.
Channel Flipper 5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew. Medal Stats.
Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 171 (From 41 different games.)