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Nah I don't feel like reading that whole thang >:C

Then watch the movie link I gave instead.

Epsilon was pretty ill

keep up the good work!

Thanks Nog, my review of Run, Darnell, Run should give you an idea of what I though of it. Sweet shit.

Yeah, i remember that, playing all the games that maybe didnt look the best, but were funny and entertaining. And all the videos were great too, its just another one of those things i miss from when i was younger... =/

Yeah, those were the days, when flash was simple, and gas cost a nickel.

I always like knowing there is another person out there who has been watching the site since the early days, following all the changes and sticking around to see what happens next. Still have lots of plans, including that SENT box. :)

I'm sure whatever comes along is going to be sweet. And by "whatever comes along", I mean Pico 2.

I would actually find it really useful to have a carbon copy of all the (gay) messages I sent some time ago

im gay

:(

I've sent at least a dozen drunk PM's that I will never remember. I'm gay too. :*(

BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A NEWGROUNDS EXPERT BLAH BLAH BLAH HERE'S THE HISTORY OF THIS WEBSITE

This isn't really a history of the website. It's more of a history of me being on the website. But way to sound like a douche.

O.o

I was brought here by xiao xiao :P i was like 13 and all i was interested in was these crazy stick fights. and i think maybe decline of videogames solidified me being here all the time. I was younger so when i first started visiting here there was already a portal, but hentai ads everywhere, it was in that time so of course at first I was rather hiding the fact that i went on there.

Around that time, lots of people just thought of NG as a hentai site, i taught them better >=D

and im still waiting for a reply from you via pm man :P

Nice retrospective, good read ^^

Hahah, yeah there was a lot of Hentai for a while. I remember there used to be a much larger link for the adult "Nudegrounds" as well. Good stuff. As for the PM, uhhh.... yeah my bad. Be on the lookout. I'll hit you up in a bit.

These are always pretty interesting to read.

I'm kidding they're boring as fuck who wourld thurwe32

I was brought here a few years after 911 when my friend's dad (who was in the army) showed us some ragdoll type game where you torture Osama Bin Laden. WHAT A WEIRDO. So I actually came to newgrounds when I was like 10 years old. But I didn't come back here until 2009.

ANYWHO,
You weren't kidding, Genryu's blade was amazing
<a href="http://www.flashstuf.com/flash/genryusblade">http://www.flashstuf.com/flash/genryu sblade</a>

Keep up the good work, I love your animations.

Thanks dude. Genryu's blade is fucking sick, I know.

Holy shit, man. I can relate to this so fucking much. I'm only 18, newgrounds came out when I was pretty young. I remember how often I'd check just to see new things, and how much Resident Beavis struck me as something amazing. Now I'm learning to use flash and drawing for the first time, really, and even though it's terrible, I'm keeping at it in hopes of improvement, and maybe I'll be frontpage someday. Thanks for making me nostalgic. :D

Keep at it. I never thought I'd be able to make front page back in the day, and now I can say I have. YEAHHH~!

times are definitely changing. it will be interesting to see newgrounds in 5 more years, about my tenth anniversary coming here i suppose...

loved epsilon and i completely agree with the sent messages mailbox. it's weird how they didn't put that in to begin with...too much memory? i doubt it

Glad you liked Epsilon man. I'm not sure why there's no sent box, but Tom says there will be one some day, and god damnit, I believe him.

the mystical newgrounds adventures of biff
the timid

come along and join me on a magical journey.

By the way start working on Outlaw.

Don't even worry about it.

I've been going here since 2000 and signed in on May 22, 2001. Things have changed a lot since then (I remember Evildave and Mewtwo Mayhem). I noticed that your How to Succeed on NG is a lot like Portal Detour and NG Sticks. (Remember those by any chance?)

As a matter of fact, I've seen you compare How To Succeed on Newgrounds to those two before, and something about how I'm not very good at comedy. I haven't seen either films believe it or not, but I'll check them out.

I 'll never forget the first movie I watched on Newgrounds:

Ass 'N Titties.

:3

I still have one of the old stickers too, before Jeff redesigned the tank logo.

Ass N' Titties is fucking magic. And the old tank logo is beautiful. I miss it :*(

I think I found NG about 8 years ago and frequented on/off? Right before the theme song, Absolm release, Miss Dynamite and way before the link to Nudegrounds. Still, The Little Jamurai, Arrogancy, Chu Chu Rocket Remix and a slew of other ones prolly no one remembers play back in my head.

Pound that! (sticks out fist)

Oh snap, I forgot to mention Arrogancy. I liked that series a lot, but after seeing Genryu's Blade, it was sort of dwarfed. Also, the voice acting was just too funky to be a classic for me. Miss Dynamite was also pretty fun to watch. I remember NG used to play the theme song on a loop constantly. I love the song, but damn that got annoying. Yeah, I'll pound it.

Anyone remember when the portal had the Unicron theme playing in the background? Oooh yeah, that was bad ass!

Do you remember when the portal had an animation with .swf's going into a portal, and if you dragged your mouse over them they'd blow up and make a noise? I'd always accidentally drag over them, and it'd startle me whenever they blew up. I can't say I miss that.

I still remember jerking off to zone-sama 4 years ago when my dad put on the auto blocker .. but I stopped coming cause I found out my frenz porno stash
of course I joined up later on and eventually learned how to spell
still I'm not really that coherent

wanna sniff my dildo? :D

That's funny that you say that because I am jerking off to zone-sama as I type this.

Yes.

I hope Stamper reads your blurb about Keeblur.

If anything, he'll read your blurb about him hoping he'll read my blurb, and then he'll read it. You've given me hope :*D

By the way thanks a lot for changing that scene that the movie was all about .. I mean come on, the clock crew obviously started using NASA Flash high-tech revolutionary equipments that put the Star Trek production team in awe, Its funny how everyone complains about little things that don't even matter bypassing the real content ya know?
Also, Nene looks like my cousin Darby now, thanks for that. I mean I can't fap to it, man - please make her more feminine, try D cups with nipples showing and The Fucking Gay Ass Curve with huge eyes reflecting 8 light sources, throwing in some camel toe outage is optional but highly encouraged. On second note the way she dies is horrible, I mean at least make her die with a huge vibrator in her ear you homosexual fuckermother, and why does Darnell has to be black? I mean I always get upset when I see black people on the internet. Make Darnell white plz. You should probably add some sounds too, I mean that shit just doesn't live up to my pseudo-standards which is what I judge every animation on, my own rules according to my mood too.

I find your post really inspirational, it makes my anal love tunnel cave in.

Hey Shplaid, shiggity shiggity shwa. << still don't get it.

BiffTheTimid isn't a lame Back to The Future reference right?
And I wanna see your cock day animations. IN BED.

.. Well thats about it, I'm gonna take a shit now and I'll fill you in the details when I come back. Wish me luck :D

Why do all your characters have inhumanly sized necks and torsos with odd mouths?

The same reason you enjoy creating and overcoming challenges that you create for yourself, and how you always tend to find a method to perform the challenge, and that you believe anything is attainable, as long you stay focused and let your mind work.

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