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Certificate!

Posted by BiffTheTimid - May 25th, 2010


Hey there dude-guys, I have decided to stop the streak of post inactivity. I'm still doing the whole Graduate School thing, and I've been spending most days and nights underground in a basement in front of a computer screen. The average time I get home is between 3:30 - 5:00am, and I usually leave the earliest. It's a mile and half walk in the dark, by myself, in the hood, in the rain. Ok, maybe it's not in the rain all the time, and it's not really the hood, but it's not the safest thing in the world either. I'm not going to say I hate my life, but I hate my life. When I get murdered, I'd like you all to post on my page telling me that you liked my stuff, and thought I was cool, even though I'll never read any of it because I'll be straight-up dead.


Through unforeseeable circumstances, I only just recently got the Certificate. Also, those unforeseeable circumstances allowed me to meet Oney and Happy Harry. I'd link to their profiles but... ahh whatever, I'll do it. Very cool dudes, as well as all the NG staff.


As far as projects go, I semi-recently got some inspiration from my life, so I've done some major script revision in a few projects. Once summer break happens (which will only be a week, but I'll try and bang some stuff out), I'll.... try and bang some stuff out. I'll be contributing in the nearest future I've ever estimated.


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how do u get a certificate? haha whats it for?

For winning top 5 of the month. I came close a few times, but this was my first. Hooray~!

Congrads on the award! Also you are a sexy beast!

I'm glad someone thinks so.

you are probably the friendliest man in the world, pleasure meeting you ;D

<3 <3

so what is the certificate for? is it for having one of the funniest flash animations on newgrounds since metal gear awesome? i hope so!

I got it for most shafts of a penis shown without actually showing a full dick.

I feel your pain about the whole walking in the hood thing

also

congrats!

When I die (of a mugging) tell the world my story.

Your portrait doesn't lie, look at those shoulders! I thought good animation required you to be 300 lbs.

You can be below 300 lbs. to be ok at animating. However, to be a true fan of animation you have to be 300+, and play WoW. At least on Newgrounds.

HI! :)
I graduate highschool next weekend lol.
I'll probably see all you guys at one of these meets eventually.
Nice Certificate

Congrats dude, it's a big step. Hope it was cool more than it sucked.

I'm going to rape you. :( I thought you might like some forewarning.

I appreciate it, however, it may be to your detriment to warn me. I'll start wearing my chastity belt.

What a piece of man meat

Oh, there's plenty of man meat to go around.

Haha, you could be HappyHarry's brother.

Also, plox don't die, we need more of your humor.

I'll do my best to comply and give over my belongings immediately when mugged. That may help my chances.

I'm still in the beginning of my artistic endeavor and my skills are in the beginner skill range. So if you do get murdered could I make a picture or animation about the tragic event that everyone who liked you will enjoy thus boosting my reputation?

Well either way I enjoyed Crotchless Chaps and I enjoy your artwork. I also really enjoyed your how 2 succeed on newgrounds tutorial that was good stuff really helpful and accurate.

You can do whatever you'd like in my memory. Just know that I will never see it, unless I turn into a ghost. Because if I'm chilling in an afterlife, the last thing that's going to be on my mind is looking at Newgrounds tributes. Glad you liked the movies btw.

This post was amazingly sexy

I'm trying to bring sexy back. Again.

i liked your stuff :)

:D yeah~!

youre handsome. dont reply to this though.

I will reply to this in retaliation for all the times you never responded to me when I wanted you to. Revenge is a dish best served on the internet.

You look nothing like your profile picture.

My profile picture is a photograph. Of me. So you are wrong.

Awesome on the award there man. Hope to see future projects soon.

lol good post but you gotta check out this site that gives you FREE Xbox Live and PSN points before Microsoft or Sony shut it down! its called <a href="http://freegamerpoints.net">http://freegamerpoints.net</a> and ive been using it for awhile its great, especially with Black Ops on the way :P