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[WT, then some (Clay)]

All I've gotta say is....

_KNOX_ who?

[Comet Magnum Episode 22]

I'm going to beat the dead horse

Your drawling skills are so rediculously terrible it's not even funny anymore. It went from being so bad it was funny, to being so funny it was unfunny, to being so unfunny that it became funny again, to now being unfunny yet again. You'd think after making 22 movies (way too many), that you would atleast improve somewhat. I went ahead and watched the first one and compared to this one, and there wasn't a damn bit of difference. All you learned how to do in this 22 episode eye-gouger is make subtitles better. The least you could have done is trace over someone elses better art and claim it as your own like you did in that Necromancer thing that I had the misfortune of watching. I think I'm going to go ahead and remake the first episode. Not right now because I have better things to do, but soon. Just you wait.

[AnimeFest 2]

uh....

I suggest you learn how to draw before you decide to make a tutorial on how to draw. You aren't terrible, but if I want to watch a tutorial on something like that, I want the person to be an expert in his field. Not a mediocre, amature artist. Also, the presentation itself wasn't that great. It was a bit buggy, and not very interesting. My suggestions are:
1) Learn to Draw
2) Learn how to Make an interesting flash.
3) Learn how to make an interesting tutorial.
4) Stop listening to Linkin Park.
5) Start listening to Thrice.
6) Keep watching Anime.

[Stealth: Intro]

interesting

Doesn't there have to be a war before the final war for the final war to be the final war? Otherwise it would just be the first war. I mean it's like beggining with the end.

That aside, what you have looks pretty cool. I'm not sure what you were going for with the black and white shots, but they weren't too bad. The characters you have are interesting, but you should, along with many other people I've seen on NG, work on proportion. Most of the characters I saw in the movie had heads 3 times the normal size it should be. That doesn't mean they were all bad, but they looked a little off. Anyways, it looks pretty cool, and I'll check it out when it arrives.

XxXAgentBrakXxX responds:

Thanks for the review. About the whole Final War bit, it will make sense later on, but not right now.

As for the black and white bits, those were symbolic elements. Black and white represents a sense of danger or chaos.

[Sentence Fragment Fun!!]

Not too shab at all

The lesson you gave is probably suited for people under the age of 7 though. Also, you sounded a lot like strongbad from homestar runner, only not as cool. The art was pretty good though, as well as the animation. Pretty strange humor with the sandwhich, but I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work, and perhaps level your teaching up to around age 12+.

Oh yeah, and the guy who gave you a 1 is a fucker. I can't stand bitches who do that.

[Koopa's Collapse]

Pretty Sweet Shiznit

There are a crapload of Mario World spoofs going around these days. Luckily though, they've all been very well done; this included. This is the first that I've seen that doesn't involve Mario and/or Luigi, which is a nice break from the norm. It does seem like the same basic idea as most of the other's though. One Kingdom attacks the other, stuff dies, revenge is had. That by no means makes your movie bad, but it has been a fairly common plot concept recently. Anyways, good movie. I'll be looking forward to the next installmenet. Peace Out.

[XIN Session 04]

Interesting

This is the first I've seen of the series and I like your style, though it looks a bit choppy at times. I commend you for actually FbF animating, which is rare these days. It seemed a bit cheesy though, for Xin to be yelling at someone for disrupting a library when it seemed as if half the school was in the library. Also, I guess she isn't very good at throwing insults around. I personally would have chosen a different vocabulary of words, but that's just my preference. Overall, I enjoyed it, and I'll have to go back and watch the others. Keep up the good work, and if you add voice acting, please don't suck.

[Sweepin' Joe's Ep 1]

Some people are douche-bags

this movie is stolen, i watched this movie about a year ago on joecartoon.com , dont steal movies

goonland responds:

Wrong. Go to Joe's site and take a closer look.

[Sakiria Session 2]

Strange

I thought it was pretty interesting, but had a rather convoluted plot, with a pointless reference to being horney. I can see it's heavily anime influenced, but was a bit boring. I liked your art style, though it was difficult to make certain things out at times. Perhaps if you added more action, and less strange plot, it would be better.

XUKE, you're a bitch-ass mother fucker. This movie did not deserve straight 0's, especially for "being an anime". Kill yourself.

[Comet Magnum Episode 14]

yay.... more comet magnum.....

It really isn't a terrible series, but I and many others have told you countless times to learn how to draw. It's getting a bit rediculous. I think I may take it apon myself to recreate this series with good art and animation, just to show you what it could be like if it didn't look so bad. Just to show you that I can infact draw, go to this website.

www.geocities.com/sumo360/NobleTempest.html

That was a quick inking I did one day. Now, either learn how to draw people in proportion (even if it is your style, no one looks good with a triangle for a face), or I'll recreate this series.