BiffTheTimid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[matrix unlimited epi 0]

Ghey

This movie was terrible...The art was nothing more than a few circles with some other assorted shapes of different colors. It's not a stick movie, technically, but the graphics are halfway between that and actual animation. Whoever came up with this wonderful idea should have their hands removed so as they can never animate something like this again. Sound? Ya, it's just a Rage Against the Machine song...that's it. The point, don't bother watching this movie, just give it a one and get on with your life.

[The Necromancer Episode 1]

ummm.....

better than comet magnum but you still could do better...like making an actual fight scene instead of showing pictires or someone swing a weapon and then color it red...... and you might still wanna touch up on your graphics, like the crossbow bolt....it was just a rectrangle with a triangle on it.... take more time.... but i give you an E for effort

[Mega Happy Flash Battle]

Sweet flash

Gyo, no one gives a fuck whether you understood the concept or not. The movie is not scored on how well you can comprehend it. It's scored on how good or bad it is in all of the six catagories, and comprehension is not included.

Good movie, loved the voice acting and music. Stiff animation here and there, but it didn't take away fromt he movie too much. Funny concept (one that isn't too hard to understand to all you stupid assfuckers who score movies soley on that), and I loved the ending. Keep up the good work.

[Light VS. Dark Cecil 1]

what..... the hell

you suck!!! the voices were a faggot with a mic.
take your time next time!!!!

MyStiKKhAoS responds:

Sorry, the voices 'were a' straight man. I'm not yer type.

[Comet Magnum Episode 6]

Intersting

Though the story is progressing nicely, I still urge you to progress athstetically. Though you said that your art work is original (which is true), there's a big difference in originality and disproportionality. It's ok to be unique, but when your main character looks like a monkey because of his sideburns, that's a bit out of hand. If you perhaps made the hair look more realistic, rather than a slab of stuff on his head, then maybe people would be able to tell that he is human rather than primate. Also, you can have the best plot in the world, but if you can't hold the viewers interest visually, the plot is meaningless. There is a lot of room for improvement, but you are doing a good job. Keep it up.

[Comet Magnum Episode 5]

You should listen to your reviews

Regardless of if your main character (and yourself) have "mutton chops", he still looks like a monkey. Therefore, it's very hard to take this series seriously. Also, every character you have is not drawn to proportion, and looks like they were drawn by a 12 yearold. You still use the same coloring technique, which completely disregards light sources, and doesn't look realistic at all. As for the dialogue, it's not the best written script I've ever seen, but it's not terrible. The only problem is is that its very confusing to tell who is speaking with all the dialogue boxes with different colored fonts that some times are comming out of the boxes. The backrounds aren't amazing either. Some area's were pretty decent, but others were a bit lacking. To sum things up, your main character truely does look like a monkey, all characters are out of proportion, your backrounds are bland, the dialogue is hard to read, and.... your main character looks like a monkey. Oh, and work on your animation.

mmark-oldflash responds:

Well, you didn't even mention the story, which I thought I did a great job on. If he looks like a monkey, then thats what you think. I drew the character the same way Golgo 13 and Lupin are drawn so I guess their all monkies too.

[NG is Under Attack! Pt.2]

good stuff

good stuff especially with all the characters, but ide try to get ALOT more and have a huge battle

[How to Steal Free Churros]

what..... the hell

dude you suck at making movies and that wasnt funny at all, and the gun shots sounded like ripping ass or somethin YOU SUCK!!
for humanity dont make another movie!!!

escher2003 responds:

gee, thanks, ass fucker. i've noticed that the gun shots don't sound how they're supposed to. that's kinda why i said in the comments that the sound may not work right, shithead. at least my movie doesn't look like a pair of noodles trying to ass-ram each other. if you wanna take this any further, fly your queer ass over here and see if you can fight better than your fuckin noodles!

[Comet Magnum Episode 3]

Interesting

My little brother reviewed your last movie, so I will apologize for him. He's a little douche fuck, and isn't very smart. I'm sure you could see that from his last review. Anyways, you've got a good story going, but perhaps you should go for a different means of animation. The buildings for example, could have been drawn a lot better, and the characters could have been drawn more to proportion. Just because I have a movie with stick figures does not mean I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you should also read my comments on my movie. For the coloring of your characters maybe you should go with a more cell shaded look, like most traditional animated cartoons. It would make it look much more professional. Well, keep up the good work, and keep practicing.

[Flash-Watching Tips]

Funny shit

Big fan of your work. Those were some great tips. One proboblem, and I'm sure someone has said this before, but it's "Masturbate", and not "Masterbate". It's a common spelling error though, so I really don't give a damn. I just thought I'd bring it to your attention, again. Anyways, I'll be looking forward to TN4. Peace.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

um.. ya I know. You should read the authors comments before posting that kinda thing.. and its "problem" not "proboblem" .. ;-)