BiffTheTimid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mark's Teachings of Anime]

Hey Shplaid, shiggity shiggity shwa~!

Well, I see you still can't draw too well, which doesn't suprise me much. You have gotten better though.... I think. Luckily though, this movie was not one in which the art was critical. It was very informative, and though I knew most of it already, I still found it interesting. Also, it was pretty funny - not laugh my bitch ass off funny - but pretty funny. I hope people who's knowledge of anime is limited to the Cartoon Network learned a lesson from this. Out of all your movies I've seen, I'd have to say I enjoyed this one the most. Good work, keep it up. Time to watch The Family Guy.

[LXG in 15 Minutes]

Awe Snap

The graphics really were terrible, but I can't say I give a damn, because that was funny shit. You brought up every point in the movie that I thought was fucking retarded, and exploited them. Also, for people who haven't seen the movie (lets hope there's a great deal of them), it summerizes the movie completely. Now there is no need for anyone to ever watch that movie again. As for you wasting $8 on that piece of shit, my sympathy goes out to you, for I know what is like. I too wasted my money (though it was only $7.25... hah hah...). Keep up the good work, and maybe try to improve your graphics, though it isn't entirely necessary.

[FinalFantasyInfinity1fix]

I just don't understand

I don't understand how hard it is to optimize music for flash. Is it really that difficult? I mean there's a fucking tutorial on the page that you submit your movie on. It takes forever to load a crappy flash because the sound files are rediculously huge. Learn how to optimize, learn how to recognize a crappy idea, and learn not to develop crappy ideas into flash movies.

[Doomsday FAQs Beta]

Well, that was retarded

Newgrounds is for movies and games. This was just some slightly interesting web-FAQ. Well, actually, it wasn't interesting at all. The next time you try this again to "see what happens", don't. Unless of cource you like pissing people off. Then by all means, go ahead.

[The Way the Football is]

Flawless animation

The way this was animated is what everyone else should strive for, because it was perfect. Pretty funny concept and good execution. As for "OMG_HAX", you're a fucking faggot. I don't give a shit if you can't speak spanish you little fuck; that doesn't mean the flash deserves a 0. Also, just because the only tits you get to see are your moms doesn't mean that you should give a good flash a bad score. I hope you get hit by a truck. Eat shit and die.

Very good flash.

[Alice]

Hm....

What about all the people who are a lot different? Sounds a bit descriminatory... hm.....
Good flash, good music. Quality stuff.