BiffTheTimid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battle Royal 3 (Part 1)]

Shiggity Shiggity Shwa

Well, that' would have to be one of the only movies on Newgrounds where I didn't laugh my ass off at the voice acting. Maybe it was the voice effect that you used, but it was actually legit. The main character himself seems a bit lacking in design though. He seems a bit plain, and in reseblance to a stick figure with a bit more detail. The one fight scene that was in the movie was a bit on the short side, but it was pretty interesting. I'd suggest moving into the 3rd dimension rather than keeping it all 2d. I know you said you were working on 3d effects, but if that doesn't work out, just animate it. Since the character's aren't too intricate, it should be too difficult. Well, keep up the good work.

[A Slight Dose of Coma II]

hm...

Well, I reviewed your last band flash, and there's a lot of improvement visually and musically. A problem is that the flash characters do get a bit old, really fast. Also, so does the music, because you can only do so much with guitar and drums. I suggest expanding the band through any means necessary, or at least start singing. Interesting promotion of the band, and decent music, but keep trying to improve.

Rob-Moseley responds:

As the Dalilama would say...
"A Rose only gets more beutiful as it buds"

[StIcK eVoLuTiOn Prologue]

well, it's both bad and good

I really liked your concept, and the music was good (regardless of the fact that it was what made the movie size so large). However, the graphics aren't quite up to par. It's like a degenerated Rayman. So really there is no stick figures involved at all. It's just a circle with disembodied hands. If you were to drop that idea, it would be fucking sweet shit. Just work on your graphic ability (though your effects weren't too bad). Just work on the skills and you could have a good flash series in your hands.

[A Slight Dose of Coma]

Mneh....

I didn't hate it, and I actually liked some of the music, but most of it was pretty uninspired. That drum solo made me laugh, but I don't really feel like changing the humor score to 10. As for the flash.... it was pretty bad, regardless of the musical emphasis. As for the name of the band .... mneh.... as for my outlook of your band.... mneh... if you got a good singer and some decent back up vocals I would be a pit more optomistic, but until then... mneh... oh and just to make it clear, I wasn't laughing at the solo because it was so amazingly good. How long has your drummer been playing? If it's been like a year then I suppose I could cut him some slack. All in all, decent yet uninspired music with a rather boring and ugly flash. Cool logo though at least.

Rob-Moseley responds:

I agree with most of what you said. The flash is ugly, yes. The music is uninspired, but I don't see that as a bad thing.

[Hokto No Kin]

well, quah...

It's a nice little expirement with animation, but it's not much more than that. Oh, and Fist of the North Star is extremely retarded, so you couldn't get much better with that anime anyways. I suggest you stick to animation testing of at least quality anime. Try something like Cowboy bebop or Trigun. All in all, nice try, but try harder.

[MOO?]

Hahaha

That was pretty damn funny. Yeah, it was sort of predictable, but the screaming at the end made up for any preconception I encountered. Great job. Keep up the good work.

[Moon`s eye]

That's some messed up shit.

As deep and meaningful as it should have been, it was pretty retarded. I suppose you could make sense out of it if you really tried to analyze it, but you could also analyze a carton of milk and give it meaning. One part artsy crap + one part tweening does not yeild a good movie. The grafics are decent though, so I could understand why this is on the top 20.

[Ninjas and Robots #1]

not too shab

I haven't read any of the other reviews, so I don't know if this has been said before, but the movie title has prettymuch nothing to do with the movie. When you hear the title "Ninjas and Robots", you expect to see ninjas and robots battling to the death, or something of that nature. However, there were neither ninjas, nor robots in that movie. However, that did not take away from the movie itself, which was pretty cool. It's a lot better than some of the shit I see in portal.

[Skate Bros Ride On 3]

well...

It was a stick skating movie, which usually I would bash the shit out of, but this one had a good length, a good song, and had some good moves. I'm not thrilled that it was a stick figure, and I think that you should work on making real people, but I didn't fucking hate that movie like I usually would. It even had flat land, which wasn't too shab. Though I've seen better, that did entertain me, so I'll give you some props