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[Cube 2 : Hypercube]

i see....

yes well this does remind me of the very gay and pointless movie "the cube" exept for the part they take a smart retard around going through number traps and in the end only the retard lives because a phyco cop kill everyone!!! (ha ha i gave away the ending for all you who havent seen it!!!!) but the graphics were ok i give you an 8

[Comet Magnum Episode 2]

what..... the hell

why........... why did you create this crappy movie..... the graphics for the people sucked.... the only ALMOST sort of a tiny bit good-ish part was when he shot people but that still sucked, the cars looked like a yellow piece of crap and a drop of water running into each other.......... just please for the love of god to not make another movie

mmark-oldflash responds:

The graphic of the people sucked? Well, considering you've only drawn stick people, I really doubt your opinion. Almost sort of a tiny bit good-ish??? Thats an odd choice of words.

[Dante vs Link (Part 5)]

A fitting end

The end was a bit anti-climactic, but it was cool none the less. You aren't the best animator I've seen, but that doesn't matter because you executed it well. It was a cool idea, and I can see you put a lot of time into the series. One thing I don't understand though, is if Link had the mask at the end, why not just use it in the first place? Ah well, I guess it's sort of like DBZ, where they use their "Ultimate Attack" for the very end. My suggestions to you would be make more complex backrounds, work on proportionality, and throw in more sound effects. Then you'll be cash money. Peace I'm out.

[Watch This If Ur Stoned!!]

What the mother fuck was that shit?

No seriously, what the mother fuck was that? That was the most fucked up thing I have ever witnessed. God damn....

[Pysco....craptasic]

What in the hell?

If you meant in the title "Craptastic", then you got it right. Craptastic it is. The animation was piss poor, and why the hell did the kid in the front look like Goku? Well, I shouldn't say that. Why the hell did you try to make the kid in the front look like Goku-?, because 1)DBZ is pretty damn retarded and 2)The person looked like he just sat on a buttplug. The music in the backround was barely audible, and why the hell were there faces on the wall talking? The movie stoped playing halfway through, but I don't find that a bad thing. It put a stop to the madness. I think I better go wash my eyes now.

[E-vengers 2 (Cuba)]

That's different

That's definitely a unique concept you've got going there. I've never seen raver's tripping on "E" promoting world peace. It's odd, but unique. I'm not a big fan of the baby-faced characters with adult figured bodies. They had muscle tone which just doesn't work with the type of face you give them. Maybe they look like that because they're all decked out on extacy, since I noticed everyone else looked like that after partaking in one of their whacked out raves. It's not the best thing I've seen, but its a fun watch none the less. Keep up the good work.

[Sequal: Where Wings Dare]

Meh

I've seen that you have posted many movies in the past few weeks, and I don't find them very interesting to tell you the truth. They are just too boring, and symbolic. The flashers series was blown way out of proportion, and told of some flash animator society and how they/we will rule the world or something of that nature. As novel an idea like that is, it's a bit rediculous. Have you even seen a blammed movie before? It's not a pleasent experience, and I pray to God they don't end up ruling the world. Another thing I dislike about your movies is that they are all clipshows of edited pictures and text. I just can't find that too interesting. This movie was also a clipshow, only it had a plot this time around. Sadly, it wasn't a very interesting plot, and neither was the clipshow. It was well put together though, which is more than I can say for a lot of other movies. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't really that great at all. You've got some skill, I personally would prefer if you would take a different direction.

[Through My Emotion: 2]

Ohhh man.

I swear to God, if I die in seven days by some little girl comming out of my tv, I will be super pissed. That is definitely some fucked up shit right there. It was quality fucked up shit though, so I guess that's good. Next time, I say you make something more coherent. Peace out.

[Hunter/ Deacon: part 3]

Very interesting

I wouldn't worry about messing around with scripture too much. Many movie's based off of scripture alter certain things to add plot elements. I wouldn't call it sacreligious in the least. As for the movie itself, it was very stylistic and intreguing. I can't say I'm a big fan of the music used, but to each his own. The one thing I didn't like was how it was pesented in clip-show format, with no sound effects or voice acting. I know it's hard to find good voice actors, but it would have definitely made it more exciting had there been voice. Also, I know the clip-show format was used to explain Cain's past, but perhaps you could have used a more cinematic style. Oh well, too late now I guess. I'll be looking forward to the next movie. Keep up the good work.

Imp-beast responds:

You are so right.
I tried a crack at it but it never goes the way I need it to.
My voice isn't deep enoough and I sound like an english kid But glad you like
=0)

[karl]

Sorry, but no

Short, boring, not very creative, no backround, low and indiscernable audio, ugly guy as main character, stupid ending, stupid beggining, stupid middle. Just because a movie is better than stick fighters and DBZ does not mean that it itself is good. Remember this and you shall go far.

FireHound responds:

Hehe... everything sucked? yup... happens, gonna adjust the description right away...