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[Zelda Heroic Rage 3]

Reeking of mediocrity

I'm glad you have the patience to draw actual characters, rather than using sprites or sticks. However, your drawings, with a few exceptions, were misproportioned and stiff. The animation was choppy, and you recycled certain animations a few times. The sound was very poor, and the backrounds were blaind and dull. Also, the concept of "Heroic Rage" just seems extremely cheesy to me. I can't really explain why at this moment, but there's just something that tells me that heroic rage just isn't right. Also, you gave Zelda a huge rack. That wouldn't be so bad, but you had her breasts where her stomach should be. Good effort though. I did enjoy it, and I did like the choices you gave, though they weren't as graphically intense as I had hoped for. I suggest you work on drawing things in proportion, find away to animate more smoothly, get better music, learn to draw more vivid and detailed backrounds, and most importantly, come up with a concept that isn't retarded.

SolidSacketh responds:

I'll work on that stuff...I am still in the process of learning good art, and animation. Thanks for all the insight.

[The Mattress Resprung 1/2]

Monkey Mofo

Well, the drawings were childish, and the animation was sub-par, but the concept and humor were well developed. It was genuinely funny, and the scenes you spoofed from the movie were well chosen. Some of the parts didn't really make much sense, like the the lube part. Work on your art and animation skills and I could see you going some places. Peace, I'm out.

SeanSullivan responds:

I'm sick of all of these people expecting all flash movies to be good looking and animated well. It's that reason alone why some flash movies over here aren't even noticed because it has crap animation, but the story or the humor is 10x better then some of the stuff that's on the front page.

But, again, I'm ranting. Sorry.

[Arrogancy: Episode One]

Quah?

Well, you have some awsome artistic ability, but I'm not sure why you named this Episode one, when there have been four previous episodes. Perhaps you should have named it an Epilogue or some shit. Also, the voice actor is different. What's up with that? He didn't do too bad a job, but it wasn't amazing. Was the first girl even necessary in the story at all though? I mean she was introduced, and than bam, she's pushing daisies. And then he gets the hots for some other chick who is obviosly more bad ass than the old girl. It seems you also took a good deal from Cowboy Bebop, such as the dreaming awake thing, and the whole eye being clamped open with the needle thing. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, because Bebop dominated, but also it's not entirely original, regardless of whether you meant it to be or not. To sum things up, it was awsome animation, pretty decent voice acting, lacking story, and a girl thrown in there just to die five seconds later. Good effort, peace, I'm out.

arrogancy responds:

1) The first four CHAPTERS were a prologue

2) Because people kept complaining

3) She's completely necessary. As shown in the game preview, the entire game is about HER (it's named after her), and she provides very important motivation behind Arrogancy. A lot more than "ten seconds later."

4) I stole the needle from Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange, actually - the same place where Cowboy Bebop stole it from. So, well, Cowboy Bebop isn't exactly original either - which is the entire point of that show.

[Light VS. Dark Cecil 1]

what..... the hell

you suck!!! the voices were a faggot with a mic.
take your time next time!!!!

MyStiKKhAoS responds:

Sorry, the voices 'were a' straight man. I'm not yer type.

[Comet Magnum Episode 5]

You should listen to your reviews

Regardless of if your main character (and yourself) have "mutton chops", he still looks like a monkey. Therefore, it's very hard to take this series seriously. Also, every character you have is not drawn to proportion, and looks like they were drawn by a 12 yearold. You still use the same coloring technique, which completely disregards light sources, and doesn't look realistic at all. As for the dialogue, it's not the best written script I've ever seen, but it's not terrible. The only problem is is that its very confusing to tell who is speaking with all the dialogue boxes with different colored fonts that some times are comming out of the boxes. The backrounds aren't amazing either. Some area's were pretty decent, but others were a bit lacking. To sum things up, your main character truely does look like a monkey, all characters are out of proportion, your backrounds are bland, the dialogue is hard to read, and.... your main character looks like a monkey. Oh, and work on your animation.

mmark-oldflash responds:

Well, you didn't even mention the story, which I thought I did a great job on. If he looks like a monkey, then thats what you think. I drew the character the same way Golgo 13 and Lupin are drawn so I guess their all monkies too.

[How to Steal Free Churros]

what..... the hell

dude you suck at making movies and that wasnt funny at all, and the gun shots sounded like ripping ass or somethin YOU SUCK!!
for humanity dont make another movie!!!

escher2003 responds:

gee, thanks, ass fucker. i've noticed that the gun shots don't sound how they're supposed to. that's kinda why i said in the comments that the sound may not work right, shithead. at least my movie doesn't look like a pair of noodles trying to ass-ram each other. if you wanna take this any further, fly your queer ass over here and see if you can fight better than your fuckin noodles!

[Flash-Watching Tips]

Funny shit

Big fan of your work. Those were some great tips. One proboblem, and I'm sure someone has said this before, but it's "Masturbate", and not "Masterbate". It's a common spelling error though, so I really don't give a damn. I just thought I'd bring it to your attention, again. Anyways, I'll be looking forward to TN4. Peace.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

um.. ya I know. You should read the authors comments before posting that kinda thing.. and its "problem" not "proboblem" .. ;-)

[Comet Magnum Episode 2]

what..... the hell

why........... why did you create this crappy movie..... the graphics for the people sucked.... the only ALMOST sort of a tiny bit good-ish part was when he shot people but that still sucked, the cars looked like a yellow piece of crap and a drop of water running into each other.......... just please for the love of god to not make another movie

mmark-oldflash responds:

The graphic of the people sucked? Well, considering you've only drawn stick people, I really doubt your opinion. Almost sort of a tiny bit good-ish??? Thats an odd choice of words.